I will talk about Sando Aqua Monsters, the arched foe of Colo Claw Fish with a ravenous appetite and fast metabolism as to why I envision interstellar transports carrying Colo Claw Fish to another star system like Alpha Centauri, Tau Ceti, or Omicron2 Eridani. The average Sando Aqua Monster is 160m long. These vermin even make Godzilla look peaceable in comparison despite the fact that Godzilla would crush the Sando in a fight. One thing that disgusts me about the asinine underwater scene of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace is that they GLORIFIED the act of a Sando Aqua Monster ripping a Colo Claw Fish in half with such a sadistic look on the Sando's face! There are better ways of saving the Jedi and Jar Jar than promoting sadism, such as staying away from glaring handwavium such as the Naboo planet core nonsense!
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| Sando Aqua Monster |
However, there are other leviathans besides Godzilla that could give the Sando the reckoning he so deserves; one example is a favorite of mine, the Cloverfield leviathan that is 365.8m long, 225.6m wide, and 106.7-153m tall. Clover is over TWICE the size of the Sando Aqua Monster. The Sando was an adult, but Clover was only a baby, and this can be proven in the featurette called "I Saw It! It's Alive! It's Huge!" on a Cloverfield DVD or Blu-Ray. Unfortunately for creationist zombies such as NephilimFree, Clover is older than 6000 years. Clovers mature excruciatingly slow and have a staggeringly long lifespan. Clover can sleep for at least centuries without food. Clover was bombed twice and remained uninjured afterward and continued to devastate Manhattan. Clover has massive frontal arms that can reach out and grab an unsuspecting Sando Aqua Monster somewhat by surprise. The clash of the leviathans between a Sando Aqua Monster and Clover would not even be a fight, it would be a massacre that ends with the Sando getting eaten. It is in no way possible for a Sando Aqua Monster to defeat an adult version of Clover.
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| Cloverfield Leviathan |
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